Pierre Stromboli

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       Pierre Stromboli was not always as rich and successful as everyone knows he is. Before he became a household name, he experienced many ups and downs.

      Pierre “Middle Name” Stromboli was born in the United States, the son of two Italian chefs. His childhood was a mostly happy one, but his parents always treated him as if he was some sort of monster. This may be because his first words were “malo mori quam foedari”, or perhaps because he could walk on the ceiling. Either way, Pierre and his parents did not always get along.

    As a child, Stromboli wanted to be the first man to land on the moon. Unfortunately, he didn’t realize that particular accomplishment had already been reached on July 20th, 1969. Upon learning this, his goal then became to become the second man to land on the moon. Unfortunately, he didn’t realize that particular accomplishment had already been reached on July 20th, 1969.

     There is more to be said about his life before starting his company, but we will cover that a different day.

     Before starting his company, Stromboli knew he needed an office space. After setting up in a random person’s garage (his own garage was filled with his Sock Monkey collection), he was ready to start his business. Once founding Daily Llama Pictures, Pierre Stromboli found himself in severe debt. After pawning almost all of his vital organs to a local pawn shop, Stromboli found that he had gained only enough money to take the bus home. After pawning somebody else’s vital organs to a local pawn shop, Stromboli was wise and walked this time.

     The first thing Pierre Stromboli did as CEO of Daily Llama pictures was buy one of those cool things that sit on your desk and has your name on it so everyone knows your name AND that you’re important. You know what I mean? One of those things.

Unfortunately, he was evicted from his office by the homeowner who was equally confused and angry to find a random person in their garage claiming to be at work. He was forced to find a new office space. Surrounded by Sock Monkeys, Pierre Stromboli moved into his own garage (there was now space due to the Great Sock Monkey Shortage of ‘09).

     There is more to be said about Stromboli’s formation of Daily Llama Pictures, but we will cover that at a later date.

     To this day, Pierre Stromboli has been working hard to run Daily Llama Pictures and reach his new goal: becoming the third man to land on the moon.